Because I'm probably clinically insane.

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#1 Dodge Avenger V6

#2 Malibu SS

#3 Jeep Patriot

#4 Dodge Nitro w/ 4.0L V6

#5 Mitsubishi Outlander Sport

#6 Hummer H3

#7 Saturn Vue Redline

#8 Chevy Spark

#9 Dodge Journey V6

#10 Monte Carlo SS

Now if you excuse me, I'll be hiding from most of you.