I posted a beard maintenance video but my mind kept running about that. I began to wonder of all the bearded Jalops, what is the real Jalop worthy beard? It can't be the hipster handlebar because thats'...hipster. But is a true jalop beard a classic beard or is it like this guy's fuzzy kind? then It hit me. Of course its' the Amanda Beard.
The maintenance of this beard must be truly prohibitivly expensive, so does anyone else have a better idea of a real Jalop worthy Beard?