I posted a beard maintenance video but my mind kept running about that. I began to wonder of all the bearded Jalops, what is the real Jalop worthy beard? It can't be the hipster handlebar because thats'...hipster. But is a true jalop beard a classic beard or is it like this guy's fuzzy kind? then It hit me. Of course its' the Amanda Beard.

Gnight again. my mind keeps running. What is a truly Jalop beard?

The maintenance of this beard must be truly prohibitivly expensive, so does anyone else have a better idea of a real Jalop worthy Beard?