For those curious, or not yet adequately disgusted today, here's Newport Academy, the rehab facility 16 year old Ethan Couch will be going to after killing four people while drunk. While there he will get to go horseback riding, take cooking and martial arts classes, swim in the pool, and be relaxed by professional masseuses. If he shows "good behavior" he'll even be rewarded with days at the beach.

Also, according to the Daily Mail, Ethan's parents have been accused of more than twenty crimes and traffic violations between them prior to Ethan's crash, including theft, assault, and nine traffic violations for the father and a charge of forcing a driver off the road for the mother. What a fantastic family