This isnt going to be the fastest car around but its a four door that will own a lot of clowns. just make sure you leave one around for me I might be buying one instead of a miata wrx or camaro.
Buick Regal GS 3.8 Supercharged FWD BEAst! 240hp 280 ft/lb
according to wikipedia 0-60 in 6.7 1/4 in 14.9
most of them dont look so grampa but neither do they look like this rather nice looking GNX concept.
Wanna see under tha hood?