So I was keeping this idea for when I buy a red Ferrari for myself, but as that does not seem plausible within the next 6-12 months, I will allow you to use it.

You need to get a Personalized license plate that reads "FIREARI".

This will do one of two things, and since witchcraft may or not be involved, the outcome is unpredictable.

1: It will either work to ward off fire entities, thus insuring your Ferrari stay fire free,

2: It will result in instantaneous and complete combustion.