Travelling in a fried-out Volvo
On a rally trail, head full of Oppo
I met a strange oppo, he made me nervous
He took me in and gave me breakfast
And he said:

“Do you post from a land down under
Where Oppos glow and FP plunder
Can’t you post, can’t you hear the shitpost
You better run, you better take cover.”

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Buying toyotas from a man in Colorado
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
He just smiled and gave me a manual transmission
And he said:

“Do you post from a land down under
Where Oppos glow and FP plunder
Can’t you post, can’t you hear the shitpost
You better run, you better take cover.”

Lying in a wagon in Georgia
With a weird car, and not much to say
I said to the man, “Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come to buy your old rusty car”
And he said:

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“Do you post from a land down under
Where Oppos glow and FP plunder
Can’t you post, can’t you hear the shitpost
You better run, you better take cover.”