22 years this truck has managed to survive without any significant damage to it’s paint. Barely a rock chip. I’ve had it what? 3 maybe 4 weeks, and you do this? Why????

I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t have liked to catch you in the act. However, I’m not going to wish you a slow painful death.

No, I REALLY DO hope whatever series of events (or lack there of) in your life, that have led you to want to maliciously damage someone elses property, changes for the better.