In the spirit of Deadspin’s Underexplained Lists, here is a list of cars I’ve owned or frequently driven, ranked based on nothing more than my subjective feelings toward them/recollections of driving them.

1. 1988 BMW 325es (first car, duh)

2. 2014 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG

3. 2004 BMW M3

4. 1995 BMW 525i

5. 1992 Toyota Land Cruiser

6. 2010 Toyota Rav4 (owned by the former Mrs. RPM)

7. 1998 Volvo S70 (owned by my dad)

8. 1996 BMW 328is (owned by my dad)

9. 2005 Toyota 4Runner

10. 2003 BMW 330Ci

11. 1993 Acura Vigor

12. 2014 Audi SQ5

13. 2004 Subaru Forester (owned by RPM Jr., formerly owned by my grandfather)

14. 2003 Toyota 4Runner (owned by the former Mrs. RPM)

15. 2001 Chrysler Town & Country (owned by my mom)

16. 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse (owned by my college roommate)

17. 1989 Jeep Cherokee (owned by high school friend)

18. 2006 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner (owned by my dad)

19. 2010 Audi A3 TDI (owned by my sister)

20. 2004 Toyota Highlander (owned by my mom)

21. 1995 Honda Passport (owned by my dad)

22. Getting hit by a car (driven by the former Mrs. RPM)

23. 2000 Volkswagen Jetta (owned by the former Mrs. RPM)