I was having a glass of bourbon and surfing the ‘net whilst watching The Big Lebowski last night and found a website where you can join the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. I figured I’d sign up since it’s the first religion that has made any sense to me. Like all Dudeists, I’ve been ordained as a Priest or Reverend or whatever, and in some states it’s actually legal and I can perform real ceremonies and stuff.

Maybe someday I’ll get some nice paper and get the certificate framed. It’ll really tie the room together...