Just so I know what to look for at Pull-A-Part when it comes time for new tires on Gretchen. That's my Escort's name, by the way. But anyway, yeah, I like quirky geometric '80s/'90s style weirdness mostly, so the weirder they are, the better.
This is my current favorite, but they're pretty rare and I'm not sure of their other dimensions...
What can YOU recommend?