I have now hit two of three things that Stroumbo mentioned in a conversation with Rick Mercer are what constitute the three biggest Canadian stereotypes. I think it’s the three things that should really be given to new residents.

“Here’s your health card, a double double, and a Leafs jersey.” -Stroumbo

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Unfortunately we don’t have Timmy’s way down South, so I have had to make my own double double. (And hush, I know it’s the old logo, but that means it’s on sale, thanks to the logo change, so my Great Lakes thriftiness is satiated)

Bonus brownie points if you can beat the 1 in 5 odds and guess the player.