Because I’m struggling to come up with something clever that doesn’t come across as incredibly judgmental.

I drive by here often and these cars are always all here. And by always I mean, literally every time I drive by at any time of day, any day of the year. The Mercedes was covered in dirty snow until very recently, in fact. It spent the winter almost in the exact spot where it is now, but with the suspension completely collapsed.

I also learned that there is a such thing as an S430.

Sorry for the crappy pictures, I didn’t want to stalk any more than I already was, driving by with my cell phone partly out the window.

Something something something car payments ..... I got nothing.

edit: this is across the street -