Dear America (or perhaps you prefer 'MURICA!),
It come to attention that you now have big helicopter, no? You say CH-53K is big stronk helicopter! Give ridiculous name "King Stallion!" Made with very advanced carbon fiber with three big engine, make powerful stronk fuel hog embodiment of 'MURICA! Like your SUV with rotor on top, no? Silly 'MURICA! Mother Russia beat you at helicopter game long ago!