Watching the checker when I hear the bagger saying something. I turn towards him and realize he’s talking to me, but I only catch the word “Thanksgiving”
Me: “Sorry, I didn’t catch that”
Bagger: “So do you think the world will be over by Thanksgiving?”
(let me just grab that tinfoil I just bought)
Bagger: “well the President said if he launches another rocket he’s gonna rain down on him”
Me: “um... no? Also, you don’t have to bag the milk”
Bagger: “You think he’ll launch another rocket?”
*he stops putting my groceries in the bags and just stares at me*
*Bagger’s eyes get real big*
Bagger: “but he said it at the UN, they had a meeting about it”
Me: “You can just throw the bread in that bag”
I didn’t know how to end the conversation, so I just grabbed my bags and walked off.
Gotta love casual nuclear apocalypse talk with strangers.
For your time.