Here we have a decent-looking 17-year old Dodge 2x4 work package pickup with a 65,000 miles. Judging by the off-center Craigslist pics (complete with license plate finger!) those miles saw a good bit of use as an actual work truck. The truck features white paint, steel wheels, yellow headlights, a mismatched topper, and not much else. It can be yours for a steep $9,000 because he knows what he has.
My runner-up was a 2002 Astro cargo van with bro rims and Euro tail lights for a similar price...
Using the search criteria “I know what I have” (quotation marks necessary to search the exact phrase) on your local cars+trucks by owner, locate the most mediocre, yet optimistically-priced example and share your results.