April 2016: I buy the S4.
May 2016: Windshield cracks while driving to Steamboat Springs. It spiders enough that I need a new windshield.
June 2016: My apartment complex is moving appliances into a unit near my car and inadvertently keys it with the side of a stove. $1,000 in damage.
Early October 2016: I get backed into by an uninsured/unregistered driver. $2,400 in damage (thank god for uninsured motorist coverage)
Mid October 2016: Three days before the car going to the bodyshop, I have a note left on my window with insurance paperwork. Surprise, surprise...I was hit once again.