This is not a bad beer. I prefer Gose to be saltier, but the melon and cucumber notes are pleasant and it’s refreshing for 91° weather. But drinking it makes me feel sick.

Living in New Jersey, I have to deal with these fucking invasive stink bugs:

And the thing is, they smell exactly like cucumbers if you accidentally crush one (you have to stun them and pick them up in a paper towel, then kill them), so drinking this beer does nothing but make me think of the smell of these fucking things.

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Fuck these bugs.