I learned last night that Captain Archer is a Damn Ram Man while watching an episode of Star Trek Enterprise

“Carpenter Street” to be exact. Not the BEST “We Have To Travel Into The Past To Stop Naughty Aliens From Disrupting Earth’s Timeline” Star Trek episode, but pretty good nonetheless.

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Except for the fact that the Ram was unlocked before he “unlocked” it with his scanner... the passenger airbag off and ignition key lights (man I miss when cars had a nice glowing ring around the keyhole to help you find it at night) were on before he unlocked it to enter.