The rules of this competition are simple. It must be a car, truck, or other four-wheeled civilian vehicle that is or was in series production- no one-off customs.
0. Being On Oppo
Have a Corvette, because MURIKA.
Worst in Show:
1 LaFerrari HotWheels
1 One-77 HotWheels
2. Second Worst in Show:
1 Lamborghini Reventon HotWheels
3. Third Worst in Show:
1 caricature/drawing of winner in whatever car they so desire.
Best in Show (or I Entered the Wrong Damn Competition):
1 full-resolution wallpaper of a Stingray Vette- my best piece of car pornography, with no strings attatched other than a CreativeCommons NoCommercial license.
Entrant Door Prize/Read to the End of the Post Prize:
Have a Camaro.