It’s because the only thing I could grow were sales! Ah yeah!!! I ended up with so much positive associate and customer feedback that I have an interview in Sept to be part of a special operations team (basically the SVO/MSO of sandwiches). Hmm, that didnt sound nearly as awesome outloud...

Whatever, I’m going to take this company into a household name. Drake is gonna write a diss track for how quickly I’m taking over the game! Killer career choice, kids!