M3 bumper and exhaust on a 328xi - bumper not even painted, and “xi” part of the badge removed (xi still visible)

Sticker on top right - “If driven carefully, please report stolen”

Miss-aligned “Alpina” badge instead of BMW badge


On the side window, not pictured here “ hellabroke, ballin ain’t free” sticker.

Sounded like shit, and was automatic as well.