Thanks, Wal-Mart/Briggs and Stratton/EPA/CARB for this clusterfuck of fuckery. Lets make a can that’s COMPLETELY sealed to prevent fumes from escaping into the air (which is bad, I know) so when it sits for awhile in a hot garage it balloons up and when you try to CAREFULLY vent it (per the instructions) it sprays GAS EVERYWHERE.

I smell wonderful now.

It was 40:1 2 stroke gas as well.

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Imma get ALL THE LADIES at the Labor Day BBQ now.