Inspired by TFen’s post, I decided to check what exotic fantasy Enterprise could offer me.

The answer is none, because apparently they don’t have any Exotic rental places in New Jersey or New York, so I looked up the nearest one, Pittsburgh Airport.

The landing page promises that you can “Cruise around the ‘Burgh in your very own exotic rental.” Then I scrolled down the list of exotic choices, and with all due respect to the ‘Burgh, this sort of thing is maybe why people make fun of you (also, The ‘Burgh is a nickname that you give to the most obnoxious guy in your office behind his back. “Can you believe The ‘Burgh asked Susan to mail something for him? It wasn’t even business related and it didn’t even have a stamp!”).

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No offense intended towards any of these decidedly otic cars.