if it has one of these and two pedals, it’s not a manual.

idc how many numbers it has next to the Ds, don’t list it as a manual.

when I come see it in person, with cash in hand, don’t play dumb and say “ummmm yea it’s a five speed” because after spending an hour in traffic, I will not be amused by this explanation.


also, when confronted with a car that reeks of gas and the fuel gauge on E, don’t bother saying you had “issues” trying to fill it up when the issue is clearly the gasoline falling out the bottom and trailing behind it.

ETA: Photo credit to The Truth About Cars. Actual vehicle was in much better shape, but still auto

on the bright side, I turned this frustration into a 30# deadlift PR.