It’s already hot and everything sucks and people are behaving like assholes and people are driving like assholes. My advice? Embrace the heat.

I’ve spent days in the desert without shade and lived in cities in stupid heatwaves, and the lesson that I’ve learned is to embrace it.

Just accept that you’re going to get covered in sweat, have to send your clothes to the dry cleaners, feel like shit, and be irritable.

It’s such a lovely feeling when you reach the point where you just shuffle about and think “fuck it, nothing matters any more.”

It is recognized that you have a funny sense of “fun”