Ferrari have confirmed what we already know, which is that the F70 (no it isn't going to be called the F150, that's just the codename) will be at the always-exciting Geneva Motor how this March, along with the production McLaren P1 and - I think - the Porshe 918 Spyder. Let the hypercar wars begin!!!

It won't look exactly like this, but I like it. It looks less... amphibian than the rest of their cars. Plus of course, it's a normally-800bhp-but-sometimes-950bhp hybrid hypercar with a KERS unit nearly as potent as the 2014 F1 cars will have, and all that thrust has to propel a mere 1280kg or so. That's 70kg less than the Pagani Huayra and about as much as a top-spec Dacia Duster. It also won't catch fire. Because fuck you and your lame old jokes. 0-60 in 3s and 230mph or so, although I can't help thinking that a low-drag body and that much power should go faster......

Oh, and Ferrari say it will go round corners just as fast as an F1 car, which is bollocks. Still, a road-honed FXX isn't something to be sniffed at!