Called my rental company. Cancelled my mid size snore mobile. Asked for extreme economy.
"Sir, are you ok?"
"Yes, I am fine and acting of my own free will. What do you have?"
"Well, and I'm not sure you are, but we have sparks and mirages"
"*heavy breathing* Miraaaaaage"
"Uh, ok. We'll have one waiting for you. Thanks for calling Avis. Press the star key if you need us to send help or are under duress, please-please press the star key, sir. Nobody wants one of those"
Expect a proper review of the Mirage some time next week. None of this buff book shit.