On my way to work today, a CHP officer was pulled over to the right of my single lane, lights on and all. Paying attention to him, I did not realize that he had recently cleared the opposing lane of roadkill. He apparently dragged it across the lane, and I ran over the remnants. My right-side wheel wells are now covered in a smelly splatter, and I don’t have any time to clean it until tonight. Fml