Never to the right

Let our creed

Be always to exceed

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Regulated speed

No matter what the need

What we do

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We do irrationally

We mostly, always go off half-cocked

Not we

We begin

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Knowing not that we can win

And if there’s a possibility we can win

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Why not bother to begin?

We say this game’s mostly of our choosing

Why shouldn’t we risk losing?

To the left, ever to the left

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Never to the right, forever to the left

Where there’s gold

A trophy that we’ll hold

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Tradition that is old

But we’ll be hella bold

I sing Hosanna, Hosanna

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In insane and “lucid” manner

We are cool

We’re the cool, cool Opponaut men

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Whose like may never, ever be seen again

With our cars, parts in hand

Self command, future planned

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And we’ll hold to our gold

Tradition that is old

Destined to be bold

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We say this game’s definitely of our choosing

Why shouldn’t we risk losing?

We cool (cool)

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Cool (cool)

Cool (cool)

Cool (cool)

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Cool (cool)

Cool (cool)

Cool

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Cool

Men (and women, everybody is welcome to build nutty race cars)!

wait, no no no no no song, you’re going the wrong way!!!