So I'm driving back from spending money to look good cuz vanity and all. I'm dance/driving to Ariana Grande on the radio on the access road and see an upcoming intersection, two opposing cars perpendicular to my travel stopping at stop signs. They won't even be at a full rest by the time I pass through so I pay no mind. Waco is just full of these weird stop sign positionings, whatever. Coming up maybe 25' to the intersection and WHOOPS THERE'S A GOT DANGED STOP SIGN FOR MY LANE AND I'M GOING 40. Ain't nobody got braking capabilities for that so I do the only logical thing I can think of

Blip to 3rd and plow through like I meant it

Yup. I'm that asshole now. *sigh* I know the appropriate punishment for this sort of infraction. I will consign myself to hours of christian alt rock/rap songs on the radio, of which there is plenty around here

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Seriously, I am so lucky to have not hit anyone. Pay attention to stop signs kids, that shit was dangerous

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