Formula Oppo: The CN Rail Grand Prix of America's Hat, EhArch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire6/06/14 1:04pmFiled to: fo503EditPromoteShare to KinjaGo to permalink Why hello, thar, and welcome to the frozen wasteland directly north of America. We have all sorts of activities planed for this week including curling eh, hockey eh, apologizing(soory eh), going to Tim Horton's Hearing a Dr. Who eh, hockey eh, maple syrup chugging contest eh, smoking crack eh, eating poutine eh, apologizing s'more(so soory eh), enjoying healthcare eh, beaver pelting eh, and finally the seventh round of Formula Oppo eh, soory eh. During the last round, Rosberg farted on Hamilton's pillow causing Lewis to get pink eye towards the end of the race. Ricciardo tried to take advantage of this but just couldn't execute the pass. In the hat of America, the Queen of England is still the head of state, because they are a backwards people, soory. This week, on Degrassi, will the Silver Arrow's Blitz Krieg continue? Will Lewis piss off his engineers too much? Will Rosberg finally find true love? Will Sebastian suffer more issues? Can Ricciardo's teeth get any whiter? Will Rob Ford continue to smoke crack? Will Pastor hit the wall? Will French Canada declare independence? Do Canadians apologize too much? Soory.Anywho, here are the drivers, eh: Advertisement Sebastian Vettel- Red BullDaniel Ricciardo- Red Bull Advertisement Max Chilton- MarussiaJules Bianchi- MarussiaNico Rosberg- Mercedes Sponsored Lewis Hamilton- MercedesKimi Räikkönen- Ferrari Advertisement Fernando Alonso- FerrariRomain Grosjean- LotusPastor Maldonado- Lotus Advertisement Marcus Ericsson- CaterhamKamui Kobayashi- CaterhamSergio Perez- Force India Advertisement Advertisement Nico Hulkenberg- Force IndiaFelipe Massa- WilliamsValtteri Bottas- Williams Advertisement Kevin Magnussen- McLarenJenson Button- McLarenEsteban Gutierrez- Sauber Advertisement Advertisement Adrian Sutil- SauberJean-Eric Vergne- Toro RossoDaniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso Advertisement And here is a list of famous people of the white north My picks are as follows, eh:1. Lewis Hamilton Advertisement Advertisement 2. Nico Rosberg3. Daniel RicciardoQ. Hamilton Advertisement Curse: Soory, no curse of the SooriesYou have until Q1 (1:00 pm est Saturday the 7th) before the polar bears eat you, soory.Good luck!