Hear ye! Hear ye! Come one, come all to the opening round of Formula Oppo! This is THE fantasy F1 competition of Oppositelock.jalopnik.com.

These are the rules if you are in need of a refresher.

The Australian GP is the first F1 race of the 2014 season. There are many rule changes this season which may shake up the established order of a Seabass winning all the damn time:

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Most of all of the cars have dildos grafted on to the front for deeper penetration safety. The power plants are all new turbo charged 2JZ V6 motors with hybrid systems mated to all new 8-speed transmissions. The cars carry less fuel than last year, so the cars are essentially Toyota Priī.

Here are the drivers:

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

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Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton- Marussia

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Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

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Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

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Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

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Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi- Caterham

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Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

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Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

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Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

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Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

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Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

Format your picks like this:

1. Kimi Räikkönen

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2. Jenson Button

3. Nico Rosberg

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Q. Lewis Hamilton

Curse: None (if you have one, put a driver's name here)

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These are my actual picks. I will not change them and nor will you upon submitting yours. You have until Q1 (Saturday March 15th 02:00 est) to make them. Mod and kinja permitting, I'll try to repost this once every day until the deadline.

Good luck!