Oh, hello, didn't see you there. Welcome to the 5th circle of Hell round of Formula Oppo, Oppositelock's premier sexual fantasy Formula One game, and let me be the first to say that once again you're in for a treat.

Last time out, Lewis Hamilton came all over Nico Rosberg and the rest of the field. Sebastian Vettel had some, "tough luck," and got smoked by his teammate.

But, that was then, and Spain is now. Pastor Maldounibrow is saying that Lotus will podium, and Lucca is saying that their will be blood if Ferrari fails. Will the Silver Arrows of Mercedes continue to wipe the track with the blood of the innocent? Will Sebastian throw another temper tantrum as yet another Australian is faster than him, or has Red Bull set up the car in his favor? Again I'm asking questions that we will have to wait to find out about and no one cares to read.

Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom, the driver's list is as follows:

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton- Marussia

Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi- Caterham

Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

My picks go something like this:

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Fernando Alonso

Q. Hamilton

Curse: Montezuma's Revenge shall not be made by me this week.

The rest of y'all motherfuckers have until Q1(Saturday 5-10 at 8 am est.) to make your picks.

Buena suerte con sus selecciones!