But I’m like...

Because I don’t. I really don’t give a fuck. It doesn’t effect me, either way. If done without injury/casualties, I wouldn’t care if Tesla employees grabbed tritons and sacked every dealership barbarian-style within a five mile radius of their stores, and vice versa. Why don’t I care, you ask?

Because there isn’t a big enough reason why I should. That’s why.

Fin.