The Camry came with a stripped out oil pan, so the PO put one of those oversized thread piggy-back plugs in so you can drain it from the teeny hole, and the plug itself stays put.

Well I couldn't get the little plug out because the head was rusted, and rounded off, so I pulled the whole thing out. The gasket was smashed. so I put a new one on, and put it back in. And now it leaks. It keeps backing out. I keep re-tightening it, and it keeps backing out. I have NO TIME to re-tap the pan right now, so I guess it's just gonna drip for awhile. Fuck.