Look, I know my car isn’t exotic. But I put a lot of time into caring for it and the paint. I don’t do it so you can lean on my car with your riveted jeans and keys hanging on other side.

Who fucking does this? How much disrespect do you have for other people's property? I might expect it from a random person off the street, but your car is parked RIGHT THERE. Please don't come to car shows if you're going to be such a disrespectful shithead