Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you to the "Insect".
This thing is flat out insane. Was Huggy Bear looking for a more economical commuter? Is this the definition of Little Pimpin'? Is that a cooler on the back pretending to be a travel trunk?
If that exterior isn't enough to get you excited, check out the pleated velour interior and bedazzled dashboard.
If you buy this and (somehow) manage to use it to impress that special someone, the back seat has been turned into little area for the two of you to enjoy some(very uncomfortable) private time.
If this sounds like your kind of car, either seek professional help, or head over to ebay and put down a bid.