because Aston Martin. There's a purse full of money in the passenger seat. At least that's the only thing I can imagine it being full of. God I want one. Look at those brakes.
Edit: Oh wait. I didn't actually get a picture of the wonderful carbon ceramics that it's got on. I'm pretty sure it's still right outside though. Think they'll notice their Aston gone if i put a teeny hole in the soft top and crawl through?
Ninja edit: everyone in Greenwich, with the exception of REALLY expensive cars likes to hit the curb when they park. What. The. Hell?! I watched a lady in an RS5 do it. Learn to judge your parking!!