1. It was built after my dad was born (1966) but before I was (1993)

2. It displaces between 2 and 4 liters

3. It has a manual transmission

4. Has been sitting for 5 years in a climate controlled garage “ran when parked”

5. Has a red leather interior

6. Is about 15.5 feet long

7. Was not made by an Asian manufacturer

I’ll probably do an actual write up tomorrow but for now this could be entertaining