List your cars problems and lets see who drives the biggest hunk of junk. Lets say they have to be road legal and drivable, since those with project cars in bits will obviously win.
Various fluid leaks, not sure what at this time
Paint is garbage
Front wings dont fit
Every front end panel is misaligned
Minor accident damage to the front
Excessive driveline shunt that I havent had time to look at
Power steering pump groaning near full lock
Rear wiper broken
Needs an alignment
Clunk from front suspension
Hard to get into 1st gear
Passenger side is wavy the full way along and mostly filler from badly repaired crash damage.
I could go on but this would get too long and boring. What you got oppo?