The family and I took a nice little lunch in the 'burbs of Dallas and found this bad boy in the middle of a parking lot between two restaurants and Belk. A BELK!

Don't know if the owner was dining at one of the two restaurants or enjoying a nice pair of slacks.

I vote "No Asshat" due to the sparsity of the parking lot and the value of Murcielago. What say you Opponauts?