Because Greg Graffin and his index finger have a PhD in biology...

And Milo Aukerman has a PhD in biochemistry.

And Dexter Holland was a PhD candidate before the Offspring hit big in 1994.


The only famous country singer with anything better than a Bachelor's degree is...

Garth Brooks, with a Master's in Advertising and Marketing. Pop Country of the 90s makes a lot more sense now, doesn't it?