Got a bill from the HOA yesterday for not paying them their fees this month and last. They were very cross with me. Then my wife called them and said “um we sold that place 2 months ago. We talked about this on the phone and in emails. You were listed on closing documents and we paid you a trasnfer fee.”

Oh yes well...have a nice day you can disregard your bill. thank you. Also the Onion...oh man the onion.

So happy to not be in an HOA community anymore