step 1. Drive this:
Step 2. Blast this:
Step 3. Drink this (while doing 1 and 2):
Congratulations, you are now a College Sorority girl.
Brought to you by PetarVN: your friendly neighborhood Jetta driving Iggy Azalea fan who just loves his Venti White Chocolate Frappucino with 2 pumps of Strawberry!