Step one: Find an item you want

Step two: Purchase said item

Step three: Have UPS lose the item for several days

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Step four: File a claim with eBay

Step five: Hope UPS finds your package and delivers it to you

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Step six: Don’t tell eBay that you got your item..... just wait it out

Step seven: eBay is retarded and even when the seller sends MULTIPLE MESSAGES to you and eBay through the Resolution Center that the item has been delivered and the case can be closed.... THEY WILL FIND IN YOUR FAVOR AND SEND YOU YOUR MONEY BACK FROM THE SELLER’S PAYPAL ACCOUNT.

Boom. Free item.

Unless the seller is like me and calls eBay and bitches them out the second they got the e-mail that the case was closed and the money refunded.