Inasmuch as I would probably buy a new G550 and not a G65, or even a G63. I just far prefer the way the base model looks over the AMGs. And let’s be honest, a 416hp V8 that does 60 in 5.7 seconds is plenty of speed for a shed. If and when I can afford it, there will be one of these in my garage.

You may drop down to the comments and commence hating on the Gelandewagen as usual. And yes, if I had one, I would refer to it exclusively as a Gelandewagen.