In Seattle on I-5 northbound. You were driving an anthracite 2010-era WRX STi with some sort of rally pack that added some fancy pants mud flaps and roof rack. On the back window, there were some stickers. One faded Oppo sticker, one Laguna Seca track outline, one Top Gear test track outline, and an I Am The Stig sticker. WHO ARE YOU?!