“Here’s why my wife’s 2008 Pontiac Vibe will have lost over half of it’s value when we break 150k miles next year.”

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“Here’s why my Equinox seemed like a good idea at the time, but whatever, it works and I’ll have it paid off soon.”

“Here’s why my constantly-breaking used S-class might be worth $3000, no lowballers I know what I have.”

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“Here’s why I should have bought a V8.”