Hey, so, I'm assuming you have a lot of shit to do. And you manage a huge network really well. I don't envy your job in any way.
That said, I'm sure Retina iPads are a pretty big part of your user base's browsing vehicle, and it's really annoying now (though not as bad as the mobile debacle in April). Pictures suck, formatting sucks, and when you hit the notifications bar you can't scroll down far enough to reach the "more notifications" at the bottom. You can zoom out and see it, but iPads don't do clicks on top of zooms.
It wasn't this bad a few weeks ago, but it it is now. I don't pretend to understand why you do what you do. But this is what it appears to be now.