I rented a U-Haul Sprinter(?) to pick up antiques, because antiques are life and I’m ambiguously straight like that. I’ve never had a van before. It was pretty sweet. If driving a pickup was an 8/10 experience, this was a 9/10. I really had to fight the urge to see if I could roll it.

Low end acceleration was pretty sweet, even if it bottomed out at 40.